The Miraculous Monkinator!

Episode #3: The Vegetable Clone

The funky monkey! — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:51:08 GMT

One day, The Monkinator was playing with his new clone machine and accidentally hit the reversed clone switch. Which meant that the clone was a vegetable lover! The Monkinator went on evilmonkeyclones.com. He found out that he needed two other animals, so he got in his marsh-machine and called two other animals: The Cowinator, and The Llaminator. Then, (by himself) went to Dr. Broccoli's tree of growing and was about to get zapped by his broccoli-gun. But The Monkinator gave Dr. Broccoli a salad before he could be shot. (With the broccoli-gun. Not really a gun. The Monkinator remains safe!). They went back to The Monkinator's lab and found the evil clone, on TV, robbing a grocery store full of vegetables! The trio went to the grocery store and they attacked the foe with the woolitizer, the dairy-shot, the plant gun, and the marsh-ray. He vanished right before their veryeyes, and then,they all returned to where they came from. The Monkinator had won again and was ready for some chocolate ice cream!

That's the end of the story for Dr. Broccoli, but there will be more vegi-villans to fight!

Episode #2: The Return

The funky monkey! — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:41:16 GMT

One day, Dr. Broccoli returned and was producing twice as much broccoli as normal. The Monkinator was on the job and ready for the the battle with themarsh-ray. The burning battle was going strong, and zap after zap, the beams of the broccoli-gun and his marsh-ray continued to fire. The battle ended when The Monkinator used his major monkey mojo and kung-fu kicks to knock the broccoli-gun out of Dr. Broccoli's hands. The Monkinator's marsh-ray zapped Dr. Broccoli into Candyland and The Monkinator was victorious. He hadsaved the day from broccoli, once again, of course.

Episode #1: Dr. Broccoli

The funky monkey! — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:32:48 GMT

One night, a four year old had to eat broccoli. He was just about to take a bite, when The Monkinator swung through an open window, took all the broccoli, and put it in the town dump. Then, he said his heroic line,"Oo-oo-ah-ah-ah!" The Monkinator put the grower of the broccoli, Dr. Broccoli, in the candy shop where he was tortured with sweets. And that is how The Monkinator protected a little boy. The Monkinator had saved the day today but he knew there would be a big battle soon.

The Rise of the Monkinator: How He Comes to Life

The funky monkey! — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:55:27 GMT

Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! The evil scientist was making a potion to mutate a monkey, when some marshmallows fell into the test tube. The scientist didn't know about the marshmallows until the monkey drank THE STUFF. The monkey became a super-hero that protects young, unwilling children from"The Veggies", an evil vegetable rock band. Why he protects kids we do not know. But he is very good at spanking old people!